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 and my neighbors are assholes (well, the husband is)
he doesn't want to get their male dog fixed until he's had a baby. (And the dumbass tried to mate him with the wife's friend's female dog - not knowing that the female has to be in heat in order for puppers to happen. Yeah....).

So, you can imagine how well he reacts to our two fixed males. (Yeah, he hates them)