so, logged into Avengers Alliance on Facebook when I get greeted by Fury saying "use 5 Duck-Tinis in combat" which nets you some lockboxes that allow to unlock other Marvel characters. That earned an arched eyebrow until I hovered over the lockbox image to see who the special was. Howard the fucking Duck.
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WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?!
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WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?!