bwahaha!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, strongheartmaid sent to me...

Twelve tanz_fanatikas drumming

Eleven lovelykittas piping

Ten ry_sabirs a-leaping

Nine chrismactaggarts dancing

Eight crystalhearts a-milking

Seven aislin_brunts a-swimming

Six thundercats a-laying

Five sla-a-a-ayers

Four jewel riders

Three ronin warriors

Two mighty ducks

...and a teknoman in a swords of sorcery.

Get your own Twelve Days:

I'm dead of laughter.