Phillip was settled on the sofa, a bowl of popcorn nestled next to him and he turned the DVD player on, and was pleasantly surprised to find a really poorly done half live action, half CGI television show. Vampire cars brought to life by a meteor? Well, it did look like good popcorn fodder so..
He shifted a bit to get comfortable and found himself slowly losing himself in the cheesiness of the series until the villain, Count Tracula [which nearly had him collapsing in a fit of laughter at the name alone] spoke. He sat up a little straighter and stared at the screen. He used the remote to zip backwards a bit to replay the first spoken words of the vampiric truck.
"Rise.. Rise, my army of darkness! Awake from your sleep."
Yeah, that really did sound like him and he even had the right count for minions [although, he had a feeling Freddy would do a Gibbs if he even thought about comparing Fryte to the ...ice cream truck?] but still.
Derek entered the living room and froze when he heard lines he swore he wish he could forget saying.
"Ah, Car-daver. My faithful fuel ghoul. And Ambula. My mistress of mayhem. And Auto-Maniac. My.. ice cream truck."
Phillip looked up at Derek, then back at the screen, then back at Derek. "Please tell me you got a decent paycheck from that?"
Derek's left eye merely twitched in response. "Seal it away, so that no one can ever find it," he said finally. He swore he had managed to destroy that copy long ever ago.
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"Seal it away, so that no one can ever find it." (actor'verse) Peak and Dread
Date: 2015-06-08 08:56 pm (UTC)He shifted a bit to get comfortable and found himself slowly losing himself in the cheesiness of the series until the villain, Count Tracula [which nearly had him collapsing in a fit of laughter at the name alone] spoke. He sat up a little straighter and stared at the screen. He used the remote to zip backwards a bit to replay the first spoken words of the vampiric truck.
"Rise.. Rise, my army of darkness! Awake from your sleep."
Yeah, that really did sound like him and he even had the right count for minions [although, he had a feeling Freddy would do a Gibbs if he even thought about comparing Fryte to the ...ice cream truck?] but still.
Derek entered the living room and froze when he heard lines he swore he wish he could forget saying.
"Ah, Car-daver. My faithful fuel ghoul. And Ambula. My mistress of mayhem. And Auto-Maniac. My.. ice cream truck."
Phillip looked up at Derek, then back at the screen, then back at Derek. "Please tell me you got a decent paycheck from that?"
Derek's left eye merely twitched in response. "Seal it away, so that no one can ever find it," he said finally. He swore he had managed to destroy that copy long ever ago.
"I'll take that as a no."